Dose from the Databases du Awesome

What's French for Awesome?


You internet people scare the shit out of me, d'jou know that?
As Cummings once said when asked what he thought about poets,

“i wish y'all'ud put on some pants /and/ get off my lawn/"(He didn't)

Trouble is, evr'ones doin' it. It's INTERACTION BAAAAAAABYYYYYYY. woah. It's a harrowing vision in the middle of the night. I go looking for one little word to translate and the internet assaults me. (Practically.) Up the butthole! (Basically) (not really...) (Ass.)

A maelstrom of information! A bacchanalia! A clobbering, as my uncle Enrique used to say (I don't have an uncle Enrique)

I drift through the scarce nights without a job, without a whim, nations rise and fall, scanning, scouting, scouring, all the while for various & sundry things like:

1) how not to overspend on my medications, One of Many: TamiFlu
2) Q) Where does plastic come from? A) Plastic tress? Maybe I got distracted
Dinosaurs!
3) Dead Dinosaurs?
4)Obliquity as it relates to moral rectitude
5) Bananas as they relate to breakfast...
7) "Making money out of paper/ paper out of trees/ We’re making so much money that we
we can hardly breathe" Name that quote!
Not yooo Mrs. Google!!
(Ask.com had Jeeves so sometimes we like to pretend that Google is a Victorian Lady named Countess Hortense le Goog. She searches for things for you, rather crossly at times, but who can blame her- - all that fectulance out there)

Acidulous!
I- I- mean ridiculous. Here's a picture:

Here's noather pciture - - a- - I think it's a playbov/ bvnny exclvsiue just for DMM Fans, and and cool people. And hot chicks:

Oh. OH well, “Betrayal ain’t just some river in Egypt"*
Good thing I don't have many more of those.
(Actually we do.)
Shh.

There's a post it over my computer that says:

Stop.
Breathe.

And it's good that it's there. I need to be reminded sometimes. Because it really will all be okay. We all become who we are meant to be. Eventually. Some just halfta sail adrift in the Worlrd Wiiide Web-megrim a bit longer than others.

Alright time to go do what I do, and break the record for having the most sculpted abs IN THE UNIVERSE!

Impressionnant! That's ther, *ahem; C'est le français pour awesome!
(et au cas où vous poseriez la question, en 'Dutch', c'est: ontzagwekkend)
*Michael Scott, thatswhatshesaid! (.com)*