G) DmGame

 

Does everybody know what Day it is?

Exclamation Point. Question Mark.

Today is the dawn of another

(drumroll please)

GAME DAY!!!

YAAAAYY!!!!!

 

But first, some matutinal news!

Colon.

I like to read magazines backwards.  Hawthorne kept hearing trains at night.  I like to use my left hand more than my right, even though I'm right handed.  Tolstoy denounced Shakespeare as a bad dramatist, not a true artist at all. The Dude is unloading a truckload of plywood around back, I have no idea why.  Goethe thought that Wolff's attention to microscopic studies prevented him from seeing the analogies between plants and animals.  I don't like to look at myself in the mirror lately.  John Kinsella's response to the exigencies of life is to write poetry, as an act of resistance to the myriadic “hierarchies of control, and the human urge to conquer our natural surroundings."  It's okay to like things that she doesn't like, just like it's beautiful that she likes things you don't.  Like that.  Stephen Crane said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" I am tired, after punching in at dusk, and coming home so late it's early, so tired.  George Orwell hated authorities, but loved cruelty in his secretest of hearts, that and tea.  He loved tea.  The weather is ghastly and horrible, a reflection of my innermost mind, and at night the moon is full, a darkening sky reflecting on the water.  I stretch out my arms to reach for no one.  Like a ghost.  Its hard to hold things, sometimes.  James Joyce played a mean guitar.

 

Yes, yes, today is Game day.  And this Game is specifically designed for YOU, dear readers, in specie a tu.  It is a Call and Response, of sorts, for all y'all tendentious readerz who are also writerz. I'll post the call, and you comment the response.  And by "All of" you I of course mean "both of" you.  And by "both" I of course mean, me posting anonymously, and myself once logged in, replying back.  Dear Reader.

 

I mulct you.

- Schopenhauer

 

The game begins, thusly:

 

there was a news crew doing a story about the storm. I wanted to be interviewed soo bad and this lady came up and asked if she could interview me, so I said

Well yay its game day. Again.

Yay.

 

there was a news crew doing a story about the storm. I wanted to be interviewed soo bad and this lady came up and asked if she could interview me, so I said

the routes are red.  I have information, a lot of information concerning the possibility of intensified hostilities tomorrow. Despite current conditions, this day is mission essential.  We will not get another day like today when there is tons of intel stating tomorrow will be a bad day.  My assessment of the situation, we cannot ever unilaterally decide things on our own. Hi Mom.

 

there was a news crew doing a story about the storm. I wanted to be interviewed soo bad and this lady came up and asked if she could interview me, so I said