It's Wednesday so I cooked up a Game!
Mwaha. Last night was uber amounts of fantastic. Yesterday, in general, was.
I got a 69, which was Awesome, err, would have been had it not just been my bowling score!
If this blog is a veritable day-by-day compendium of my life-lessons-learned then may this One Small Tip not be lost in the annals of history: Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence!!
There will be a test. Please get out your #2 pencils.
Speaking of tests, I feel like such a failure. I haven't done this here in forever.
And I now have a gee-normous pile of these just waiting to splooge out all over ur internetz.
Anyway, let’s cut to the chase:
Today will constitute a Recipe for Success:
To Start: Add 1 tbsp. finely minced Game Day
1 tablespoon chopped fresh Yay Game Day
The game of the day is Duck A L’Orange called Teriyaki Excellenterprising: A Recipe for Success!
3/4 cup low-sodium Aptitude broth
1 1/4 cup crumbled Hard Knock Life Skills
4 servings of 1/2 inch thick Ambition
A pinch of finely-granulated Good Luck
Preheat the oven's to 98.6 degrees F. Melt Aptitude in a skillet over medium heat. Add Ambition, garlic and thyme. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture is tender.
Stir Life Skills into the broth, scraping any Hard Knock Lessons from the bottom of the pan, then bring to a boil. Cook until the mixture has reached your desired degree of doneness.
Serve with a spritely dash of Good Luck and warm port wine sauce.
For better results, add a touch of the World’s Best looking Man or Woman and unparallel your delectability.
Something like that. Let me know how you did. I wasn’t kidding about that test later.
Stay tuned Next week for Sex Game Day (yay Sex! (Gameday))
SliceOGringo: i wonder what the bossman would say if he knew i did this kinda shit all day at work
DMsqdMn17: Shhh
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