Name: The Masked Man Birthdate: June 11, 198X Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland Current Location: San Jogbra, CA Eye Color: What? Hair Color: Ink Black Height: 6 ft. 15 Inches! Weight: 120 lbs. Piercings: a bone in my nose Tatoos: Koolio Tribal designs all over Boyfriend/Girlfriend: The second one please. Better make it to go, I'm in a hurry. Overused Phraze: What the Flying Hell!?! FAVORITES Food: BBQ Chippies Candy: From a baby? Yes! Number: 5 Color: BLOOOODDDD REDD BWa ha ha ha Animal: Shrike Drink: Moosehead Beer Alcohol Drink: STUPID! I just frickin told you Bagel: WTF! Letter: Q. Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobs or Ass This or That Pepsi or Coke: Coke with RUM McDonalds or BurgerKing: Corporate Tools Strawberry or Watermelon: Black Cherry Hot tea or Ice tea: Tea???? Bloody hell, is this site british Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla Hot Chocolate or Coffee: saki and espresso Kiss or Hug: Make Out Naked! Dog or Cat: That's a tough one. I want to have a big dog that can rip your head off, but I like it when I girl has a little pussy to pet. you know. HA HA Rap or Punk: Both man! RAWK ON! HARD! Summer or Winter: Winter. Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Either one, as long as it's scary. And funny. And has Hot grrlz in it Love or Money: this survey is long YOUR... Bedtime: seriously, this survey is too long Most Missed Memory: I miss free time. When will this survey be done. Best phyiscal feature: My whole bod. I'm so hot the ladies can't keep away from me. THat's why I wear a mask. First Thought Waking Up: Boner! Goal for this year: Sleep with 3000 ladies. And meet the president. Then have him ask me to take over, and take over and make like a million dollars Best Friends: What the hell? Best friends? Is this s girl quiz? Weakness: Damn. Seriously. This is a girl quiz. I ain't got any damn weaknesses. Just look at me for Chrissake Fears: Being mauled by that bear in the parking lot. Heritage: IDK what the word means Longest relationship: 8.2 minutes HAVE YOU... Ever Drank: Dude. I'm drinking now Ever Smoked: I'm smoking, too Pot: lol... HAVE YOU EVER POT? HEHEHE. douche. Ever been Drunk: Like all teh tim Ever been beaten up: heLL nO. wHATda I look like? Wimpy McWimperson. I'll beat you up, and your mother too! Ever beaten someone up: All the damn time! Jeez! Are we done yet? Ever Shoplifted: WHat? Why, was there a camera? I had that when I came in, I swear. Ever Skinny Dipped: Oh man yeah. This one time in Fiji with thes 2 or 3 gorgeous babe-asitas, we were like all naked and stuff. Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Have I ever kissed the opposite sex? WTF does that mean? I think you mean, "Have you ever kissed a person OF the opposite sex?" and of course, the answer is no. They kiss me. Lots of them do. There's too many for me to have time to kiss back. Been Dumped Lately: NO! I do the dumping. Get yer facts straightt IN A GUY/GIRL Favorite Eye Color: Pretty lookin Favorite Hair Color: Blonde. Or burnette, or rdehed. WTEVR works on you baby Short or Long: Short or long girl, or short or long hair? This survey suX!!!!!!! Height: OK, NVM... I'm gunna go get some pizza Style: Looks or Personality: Hot or Cute Drugs and Alcohol: Muscular or Really Skinny: RANDOMS Number of Regrets in the Past: What country do you want to Visit: Ok I'm back How do you want to Die: Shot by a jealous husband Been to the Mall Lately: Oh yeah. I love to go and check out the fine ladies strolling by Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah man Get along with your Parents: Like a dog to it's firehydrant. Health Freak: Would be a good band name Do you think your Attractive: Hellz Ya. I set the damn standard. Believe in Yourself: I believe I can kick your ass. Want to go to College: Oh, had to go bringing that up din'tcha Do you Smoke: Do you ask the same questions over and over in a big cycle Do you Drink: DAMN! YES! SHUT UP ALREADY Shower Daily: WTF! No! Ladies like the Masked Musk. Been in Love: I think so... but I never got her name cus she didn't speak n e english, and I was too bizzy nuzzlin her big foreign titties to find out Do you Sing: I'm like Green Day, Neil Diamond, and the Italian Opera Guy, all rolled into one. Only Hotter! Want to get Married: What to you? No! You ask too many damm ?s Do you want Children: I want them to worship me and bring me their parents credit cards. Have your future kids names planned out: This is gay Age you wanna lose your Virginity: um, 12. Hate anyone: That 'Can you Hear me now' prick. And High School Teachers who are Assholes CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! 
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