Vulnerable Violation

DMsqdMn17: *cough *cough..

Look over here!

Satan skin Boots: ahh! it's you

Satan skin Boots: what's going on?

DMsqdMn17: Er, um, yes

DMsqdMn17: I needed to tell someone about my dream.

Satan skin Boots: ohh tell me!

DMsqdMn17: I shall

DMsqdMn17: I was going to a very posh dinner party, and along the way, my date was swept up in a conversation with someone she knew from a long time ago, and I got distracted and found myself overlooking a pit, like at a zoo. And the big big wild cat there started looking at me, and then it came up and we made out.

Satan skin Boots: HAHAHA

DMsqdMn17: But the make-out session went too far, and the cat raped me.

DMsqdMn17: And then I crawled back to my date, half naked, bleeding and covered in cat scratches and bruises, crying and vulnerable, and she was already inside the event, dancing with two guys at the same time, and didn't even notice me.

DMsqdMn17: Then some people sat my sorry naked ass in a wheelchair and carted me out of there: a disgrace.

Satan skin Boots: indeed!

Satan skin Boots: did you happen to take acid before you fell asleep?

Satan skin Boots: that's a maaad messed up dream

Satan skin Boots: hahaha

DMsqdMn17: I know!

DMsqdMn17: That's why I had to tell.

DMsqdMn17: I honestly feel violated, by that big big cat.

Satan skin Boots: you're an angsty bitch

Satan skin Boots: but hilarious nonetheless
Satan skin Boots: i think you have a personal vendetta against felines

Satan skin Boots: and umm.. you're feeling vulnerable to everyone else?

DMsqdMn17: OK well, I'll work it out

DMsqdMn17: How U B?

Satan skin Boots: i be swell

Satan skin Boots: skipping class

DMsqdMn17: YEssssSS! That's my girl!

Satan skin Boots: the professor just pontificates to us for two hours... usually going over the same thing but in ten different ways

DMsqdMn17: Seriously. Why bother going?

Satan skin Boots: well, i go occasionally, but since he never takes attendance and i can get the assignments from other people i'm pretty much home free.

DMsqdMn17: Sitting home, drinking gin and jack, watching kiddie porn and eating jelly beans... That is what I imagine your definition of a weekday morning "Home Free" would be.

Satan skin Boots: HAHAH

Satan skin Boots: yeah, if i were a catholic priest.