God is a Vampire Machine

"GOD IS A VAMPIRE MACHINE!" I yelled as I sprung out of bed. The couch. Where am I?
"Bad dreams?" asked The Dude, standing there cleaning a gun. I got up and got a pen and a piece of paper. God is a vampire machine.

"I fell asleep in class one time, just completely bricked," said The Dude, "and when the Professor called my name I snapped out of it and apparently yelled 'whu, whau, THEY'RE SMUGGLING HEROIN in the TOYS'. Haha. Seems I had been having some sort of dream about how to stop drug trafficking, and I suddenly realized that they were stuffing teddybears in South America. Everybody just looked at me like I'd just said the most brilliant thing ever!"

So did I...