Hidden Talents

today is a day for revealing hidden talents.
i have a talent for shouting out the names of commonplace animals.

product placement
i stopped into the corner grocery for my meal of sobe and fritos
and the iranian grocer was playing the violin!
the violin, people!

the girl from the periodicals archive
in the library

was out running in the nice weather yesterday

Chick is fuckin’ HALT.

who knew?

like nothing else like it

my lunch lady in school

could make brownies from a can

canned brownies! in a light syrup! every third wednesday!

divestitures
sometimes it seems like plants in the city are just low-rent tenants finding place to live where they can, like unwanted relatives in the spare room, but then you remember that under the city is still the planet earth. next door is a curt little banker who I never see doing anything more than stepping in or out of his mercedes, and today he was digging a hole! in the ground! dirt, people! revealed! a gardener in our midst and I had no idea!

hidden talents

its game day, yay! 
everybody out there can play, (and i know yer out there playa...
hidden... wid talent... )
the game is to reveal your hidden talent in 6 words or less
or shout out a commonplace animal name

I'll go first: