The Future is now, err, tomorrow!

First week of 2007 = Over!

Hi The Future. I'm Da Masked Man. How are you?

We now officially live in the future.

Want proof? Here are some recent advancements you might have heard about:

Scientists are giving birth to Robot babies!- Read More

Scientists have cured Homosexuality!- Read More

All Cars will soon have Wi-Fi ISP Connections!- Read More

The OC got cancelled- Read More

The world has come so far, I say we take a step back and appreciate our advancements as a species and specifically as a civilization. Twenty-Five Hundred years ago Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by giant rams cock-sparring in underground cities. Through advancements in science, we now that the Ancient Greeks are all dead. Ha! Sucks to be them. They didn’t even have computers!

Ok, maybe they did. But we should still celebrate. It’s Friday.

So prepare for Random Bouts of Fun

It’s the Future baby, and Weekendz in the future are made for one thing. Sex, drugz and rock n’roll. Three things. Unless Rock n’ Roll are two separate thingz. Baby whatev. Letz Weekend it up Bitchez!

-Hasta la Monkey-
-DMM-