Unicorning

Okay, Kids! Enough slacking off and down-time. Let's shake off our post-holiday, depths-of-winter, Oh-My-Gods-It's-Cold-n-Dark-Out Blues and get geared up for 2007.


Let's effect some social change!


And what better way to start than with a good old fashioned Game?

Yay!

Today's game is not mine. But You can say you've heard it here first. One of the new crazes/cult/fraternity bandwagons on d'facebook. If you're one of the many DMM readers now begrudgingly back in school after winter break make sure when you party this weekend taht you don't pass out because there might be a little incident. You may become part of the new party game taking the party scene all over the world by storm. It's called Unicorning. When a friend passes out you guys swarm like vultures. Tape beer cans and cups together to create a Unicorn shaped antler that would be taped to the victim mercilessly to protrude from their forhead to make them appear like a Unicorn. Mercy? That word was kicked in the balls and thrown out the window. If the resulting raucousness gets to be too much simply alert local Wild Life Officials that a wild animal is on the loose.
They'll probably show up on the door step with questions about deer or raccoons. If only they knew of the far worse endangerments to public welfare, UNICORNING was in play. Now you know. Welcome to the society.

Don’t think too hard about this:



-DMM